clestroying:

When you accidentally touch the cashiers’ hand when you’re giving the money

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(Source: clestroying, via happiest)

lunarshadesofindigo:

F is for vodka

U is for vodka

N is for vodka

(via ugly)

slutty-ukes:

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

(via context-in-a-box)

applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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(Source: krisjenwhore, via greed)

everniam:

nice to know the bras the fans throw on stage are being used

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(via allteensrelate)

miraguey:

That’s a weird looking fish

(via urgentcum)

foxy-is-my-waifu:

5 Nights at Freddy’s looks scary

(via seilfie)

danpintilini:

flukeoffate:

gingahninjah:

sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white

Reblogging for that comment

thats crazy

(Source: blackwithmoreblack, via ugly)

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

toast annoys me so much cos like it’s bread that’s been toasted so we call it “toast” but if you fry a potato it’s not called a “fry”

fries

do you ever look back at your mistakes

(Source: aidn, via allteensrelate)

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

(via gnarly)

poopflow:

trying to watch something online and it keeps buffering 

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(via happiest)

forcefields:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

do u guys really not get the joke omg

(via greed)

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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(via sam-winchester-cries-during-sex)

yongmuney:

i was listening to a screamo song for fun then i heard all this extra yelling that i thought was part of the song but then i realized it was just my family arguing

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