whorecrux-harry:

"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills

(Source: ruinmarks, via gnarly)

too-ashtonishing:

I feel like this picture is so important

(via ohericachristine)

mathsturbation:

dennys:

when u have a date and mom make hte spagheti 

someone should talk to dennys

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

(via relahvant)

triax17:

bouncer: i’m sorry i can’t let you in

me: how about you have a little talk with my friend ;)

image

(via mathsturbation)

enlargers:

n4rc1ss1st:

me:image

you:image

this game came out over a year before kim k: hollywood did.. holy shit kim pulled a blatant rip off

(via clelusional)

lawwz:

I wish we could donate body fat to those in need.

(via relahvant)

(Source: oeua, via greetings)

xorestesfastingx:

chae-min:

"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"

All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.

"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.

(via ugly)

kim-kanye-baby:

latenightvarietyblog:

imgonnamakeachange:

this is what dreams are made of

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to disagree

(Source: beaniekhalifa23, via sextnoise)

exteriors:

it’s 2014 why do taco shells still get soggy after 5 minutes

(via greed)

aquapainter:

Oh my god

(via ohericachristine)

smacked:

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

image

(via pizza)

castielsconsultingdetective:

i have actually been laughing at this for 900 years

(Source: eatsleepcrap, via assbutt-in-the-garrison)