i don’t know if the best part of this post is the excruciating sexism or the metal gear solid in the corner
(Source: arxain, via dragondicks)
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"
"I spent like 10 years of my life pretending to fly around on a broomstick and you’re asking me if preparing for a love scene was ‘tricky’ because the other person also had a penis?"
(Source: badkryptonian, via troyesbooty)